Frequently Answered Questions

"You did then what you knew how to do.
When you knew better, you did better."
-Maya Angelou

If you just love your leathers,
or haven't done your Kegel's don't fret, an old fashioned 3 strap harness will fit it! Bike shorts work wonders, too, and fittingly so since it really is like learning to ride a bike.

WARNING:
Using a Feeldoe® without a harness strengthens the Kegel muscles which
intensifies orgasms!

Remember how you felt when someone first took the training wheels off of your bicycle? We understand! It's natural to feel a little wobbly at first. With practice you gain confidence and condition the pelvic floor. Most people are reporting great success and love their Feeldoe®, saying they'll never go back to a regular ol' strap on dildo. They're hoppin' curbs and poppin' wheelies like the big kids, and enjoying their new found FREEDOM.

For those of you who unfortunately can't hear the screaming, you may be interested in knowing the unofficial
American Sign Language short hand for "Feeldoe" is "21".
One of our hearing impared friends tells a funny story about a bunch of her pals thinking she meant she'de had sex 21 times over a weekend!
Yowza!!!

Awe! Lookie there. What are those pretty little doe doin'?

Your brain's wiring needs time to get used to actually feeling what you'll be feeling so easy does it. Else, you'll be like an ol' cowboy bragging that 9 seconds is a Good Ride.

When your pals notice you rocking and swaying just a bit too joyfully (ooops!) They may suspect you have a Feeldoe® under your jeans!

What kind of goop are Feeldoe® made from?

Feeldoe® are made from medical grade platinum silicone ~ the best silicone species available. They have no odor at all because they do not contain any questionable chemical additives. They are completely hypoallergenic which means no rashes, no irritation, and no infections. Even our color pigments are limited (by our own choice) to only those approved by the FDA.
Mia and the wonderful woman who runs Tantus, Inc. don't care for what big industries call "built in obsolescence". They care about your health and safety. They don't blend in cheap additives, like phthalates or PVC to make some extra profits. Feeldoe® are engineered to last. Just inspect it occasionally for abrasions... like don't get it caught in your zipper. Even though they have no taste, remember, no biting! Masticating and masturbating are not the same thing.

Lube Hints: Petroleum jelly damages latex, and silicone-based lubes may degrade many silicone toys. Water-based lubes are compatible with latex, vinyl, and with silicone... More confusion? Well, if you just don't like water-based lubes, you might try testing your favorite lubricant before using it. Just put a little lube in an inconspicuous place, and rub it around for several minutes. Then, wash it off, and look at the area closely. Smell it, too. In general, if the lubricant and the material the toy is made of are compatible, there should not be any sticky residue or odor, and the surface of the toy should be absolutely unaffected ~ as nice and shiny as new. If you're not completely sure your lube is safe with your toy, contact the lube manufacturer and ask their technical services department. Simply that! We can't possibly keep up with all of the personal lubrication companies and the various formulas they make!
Pssst: Two condoms on the horse end, with some lube in between them, simulates that high dollar skin on a stiff one sensation.

Message Board: Our feeldoe message board is here for people to post and boast about their escapades (as politely as possible, please... folks can fill in the blanks!) though we have to admit that most couples who absolutely LOVE their Feeldoe® and Feelbuck™ are too busy doing it to write about it. hehehe... Others share tips and tricks about learning to drive this new sex toy with out a harness. Our message board is there for customer support between customers! We don't make any comments or postings ourselves so it's the true scoop from nice readers like you.

We only ask that ya'll play nice!

If ya' have a question that isn't answered here or there, please email it to the GRITS

		"You did then what you knew how to do. When you knew better, you did better." -Maya Angelou
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We'll try to answer your questions without being either too crude or coldly scientific. Some things are best put candidly without mincing words, so if we offend you, please accept our apology: How do Feeldoe® work? Insert the bulbous "pony" end vaginally (or rectally), spread the labia, and nestle those nifty little ridges of the "saddle" against your clitoris. We trust ya'll will figure out what to do with the "horse" end that looks like a dildo.
Will it really stay on without straps? Ma'am, there really isn't a polite way to ask this: Have you ever had a tampon just fall out? Women are naturally retentive. Hold the saddle with your thighs for more support while your muscle groups get used to it, and enjoy some missionary style practice before trying the more athletic positions.		If you just love your leathers, or haven't done your Kegel's don't fret, an old fashioned 3 strap harness will fit it! Bike shorts work wonders, too, and fittingly so since it really is like learning to ride a bike. WARNING: Using a Feeldoe® without a harness strengthens the Kegel muscles which intensifies orgasms!
	Remember how you felt when someone first took the training wheels off of your bicycle? We understand! It's natural to feel a little wobbly at first. With practice you gain confidence and condition the pelvic floor. Most people are reporting great success and love their Feeldoe®, saying they'll never go back to a regular ol' strap on dildo. They're hoppin' curbs and poppin' wheelies like the big kids, and enjoying their new found FREEDOM.
For those of you who unfortunately can't hear the screaming, you may be interested in knowing the unofficial American Sign Language short hand for "Feeldoe" is "21". One of our hearing impared friends tells a funny story about a bunch of her pals thinking she meant she'de had sex 21 times over a weekend! Yowza!!!	The scalloped ridges on the "saddle" massage the driving partner's clitoris, and the "pony" rocks her G-spot, while her pubic mound rubs the other partner's clitoris, and the "horse" (of course) strokes her G-spot... all that stimulation for both women at once? Better bolt the bed to the floor and just hold on to each other 'cause IT'S ALL OVER BUT THE SCREAMIN' It's a patented new concept with a new name: Since "Feeldoe" is a new word Mia made up and registered as her special tradename for this amazing product, you may be wondering how to spell it or say it when there are more than one of them. One's a Feeldoe®, and they're all Feeldoe®. The word is the same, singular and plural, just like female deer. Maybe keeping it simple is just another one of those southern things!
	Awe! Lookie there. What are those pretty little doe doin'?	Your brain's wiring needs time to get used to actually feeling what you'll be feeling so easy does it. Else, you'll be like an ol' cowboy bragging that 9 seconds is a Good Ride.
When your pals notice you rocking and swaying just a bit too joyfully (ooops!) They may suspect you have a Feeldoe® under your jeans!	Is it packable? Absolutely! Wearing a Feeldoe® is so naturally comfortable, you'll forget you have it on! Well, if you wear it for hours on end, and don't get to *use* it, you might get irritated, but it won't be because of your Feeldoe®.
What kind of goop are Feeldoe® made from? Feeldoe® are made from medical grade platinum silicone ~ the best silicone species available. They have no odor at all because they do not contain any questionable chemical additives. They are completely hypoallergenic which means no rashes, no irritation, and no infections. Even our color pigments are limited (by our own choice) to only those approved by the FDA. Mia and the wonderful woman who runs Tantus, Inc. don't care for what big industries call "built in obsolescence". They care about your health and safety. They don't blend in cheap additives, like phthalates or PVC to make some extra profits. Feeldoe® are engineered to last. Just inspect it occasionally for abrasions... like don't get it caught in your zipper. Even though they have no taste, remember, no biting! Masticating and masturbating are not the same thing.
What do I do if I find someone selling an imitation? Email us with the details Please!!! Feeldoe® are patent protected by law. This is how we can all be absolutely sure of the product quality. Bootleggers typically use that cheap kind of unhealty material and we have the power and the right to stop them! Profits from patent infringement litigation will go to educational scholarship funds.
How do I clean my Feeldoe®? You can wash it regularly how ever you wash yourself. If you have the vibrating model, the vibe is water tight. We suggest you remove the vibe before throwing your Feeldoe® in the dishwasher or the washing machine, for a general cleaning, or sterilizing it in boiling water. You can also sterilize your Feelbuck™ or your Feeldoe® and the vibe by rinsing them in a 10% bleach solution.
~VROOM! VROOM!~
	Vibrator Notes: The vibrator is a small Silver Bullet. This mini vibrator is no bigger than Mia’s favorite lipstick, but it’s a buzzin’ monster, running on three little watch batteries. There’s a sticker on the battery contacts so that the vibe can’t get turned on accidentally while traveling to you. You’ll need to open the vibe and remove the safety sticker. Imagine if that thing went off in transit. Since we ship everything by air mail, the sky police would be calling the bomb squad! When Tantus told Mia the vibe is water tight, she dropped it into a test tube of water ~ right then and there. They were shocked that she did that, but she wasn’t. (pun, intended) hehehe. She is a scientist, of course she tested it. Now, as a general rule batteries don’t take heat well, and this vibe is tiny, so remember to pull it out before you boil your Feeldoe® or put it in the dishwasher or washing machine. With all the rocking and squeezing and lubrication... we sure don't want a vibe to squirt out of it's hole, so it's a very snug fit on purpose. Wiggling it up and down (instead of side to side) as you pull, and turning it a bit clockwise (so the cap doesn't unscrew) is the easy way to get it out.
Replacement Batteries: Batteries go in the vibrator with the part number side to the top. These little batteries are very common, but every manufacturer gives 'em several different part numbers. The list is simply too long to list! We suspect it's just to keep us all confused and probably secure repeat business. Now, if you want a name brand, Duracell 357 or 303 are great and readily available at most drug stores. Basically, if they're the same physical size (11.6 mm in diameter by 5.4 mm in thickness) and 1.5 volt to 1.55 volt, and as inexpensive as you can find... you're good! Okay, you probably don't go shopping with micrometers in your purse, so here are a few crossover numbers: AG13, 357A, CX44, LR44W, LR44. How long a battery will last is a matter of the stored amperage, not voltage, and manufactures don't put the amps on the package since it's effected by storage conditions. As far as alkaline, lithium, magnesium, or zinc goes, alkaline is just fine in this application and usually the least expensive. Personally, Mia gets three A-76 batteries at the flea market for buck!!! (Inventors ~ boy, howdy! Like starving artist, they rub those nickels together until the buffaloes scream....)
Lube Hints: Petroleum jelly damages latex, and silicone-based lubes may degrade many silicone toys. Water-based lubes are compatible with latex, vinyl, and with silicone... More confusion? Well, if you just don't like water-based lubes, you might try testing your favorite lubricant before using it. Just put a little lube in an inconspicuous place, and rub it around for several minutes. Then, wash it off, and look at the area closely. Smell it, too. In general, if the lubricant and the material the toy is made of are compatible, there should not be any sticky residue or odor, and the surface of the toy should be absolutely unaffected ~ as nice and shiny as new. If you're not completely sure your lube is safe with your toy, contact the lube manufacturer and ask their technical services department. Simply that! We can't possibly keep up with all of the personal lubrication companies and the various formulas they make! Pssst: Two condoms on the horse end, with some lube in between them, simulates that high dollar skin on a stiff one sensation.
Sex Ed and Silicone Facts: If ya'll want to learn more about testing lubes and other neat stuff, please visit www.tantusinc.com. They are leading this industry to higher standards, over all, with very informative articles about how best to enjoy a safe and healthy sex life. Since all of their products meet or exceed any and all existing standards, they just tell you the truth!
Porn Movies: We don't watch 'em so you're on your own there. We're told there are plenty of them on the internet and on TV adult pay channels like HBO. We have an official Feeldoe Message Board... ya' might want to post a question to the group.
Message Board: Our feeldoe message board is here for people to post and boast about their escapades (as politely as possible, please... folks can fill in the blanks!) though we have to admit that most couples who absolutely LOVE their Feeldoe® and Feelbuck™ are too busy doing it to write about it. hehehe... Others share tips and tricks about learning to drive this new sex toy with out a harness. Our message board is there for customer support between customers! We don't make any comments or postings ourselves so it's the true scoop from nice readers like you.
We only ask that ya'll play nice!
If ya' have a question that isn't answered here or there, please email it to the GRITS

Home Page \| Her Story \| Reviews \| Acrylic Feelbuck \| Silicone Feeldoe
The mechanics of love in motion! Erogenics, Inc. Contact Us: To track an order: GRITS@feeldoe.com Comments about the website: WebMistress@feeldoe.com FEELDOE® is a registered trademark of Erogenics, Inc. Feelbuck™ and Feeldoe® are protected by U.S. Patent numbers D376,650, D384,158, and D384,156, respectively, and under the scope of 5,690,603. Our products are novelty items only, and made in the U.S.A. Copyright © 2003 - 2008 Erogenics, Inc. All rights reserved.